MadManWithABottle

"Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence." -
Henrik Tikkanen

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Things said while trying to talk Mika into getting a chicken

proto-tos:

madmanwithabottle:

"Oh my god! I could name the cock, Dick!"

"We could have cock fights and I’m not talking about the gay kind!"

"You could take a pic of me holding it with the caption, I picked up a chick today."

I will allow a goat, or a miniature pig. You aren’t going to get chickens or roosters.

A sheep was brought up in conversation last night. I said the only way we can get a sheep is if we name it Mammoth since they’re so woolly.

Things said while trying to talk Mika into getting a chicken

"Oh my god! I could name the cock, Dick!"

"We could have cock fights and I’m not talking about the gay kind!"

"You could take a pic of me holding it with the caption, I picked up a chick today."

hufflepuffofthetardis:

gameraboy:

Birds of a feather… Three Caballeros (1944)

madmanwithabottle inkedamazon

I know which one I am.

hufflepuffofthetardis:

gameraboy:

Birds of a feather… Three Caballeros (1944)

madmanwithabottle inkedamazon

I know which one I am.

idk-letsrunaway:

Me all the time

yourdiglettdig:

nellyw0:

Goats love me, so I got that goin’ for me which is nice.

madmanwithabottle

A goat tried to eat my shorts 2 days ago.

(Source: flan-ralphio)

The AFC North in terms of Game of Thrones

The Pittsburgh Steelers - The Lannisters

The Cincinnati Bengals - The Baratheons

The Baltimore Ravens - *Under Debate*

The Cleveland Browns - The Starks

*What led up to this*

Me - “The Bengals need to lose so that the Ravens can be Kings of the North!”

inkedamazon - “Oh my god… The Browns are Starks. They shouldn’t even be in contention but like Ned you took our team and pissed us off. And winter is coming…”

Me - “It really is. That’s football season.”

rioahu said: hey cherry! just wondering, do the signs have differing sense of humors, or does that not apply?? (:

hufflepuffofthetardis:

inkedamazon:

astrolocherry:

there are some signs connected with humor! :)taurus is a deliberate, shrewd and dry comments of life. hilarious
gemini is quick wit, wordplay, and puns its the way they say things, sometimes it just comes out of nowhere, they can reply to everything in a humorous way, comedian
cancer is also a comedian sign, you know, the funniest people are the saddest once…leos are funny in a performing life commentary style - its alll dramatic and hilarious
virgo is quick wit
jupiter is a sign of humor and laughter and sagittarians have a tremendous wit and a great ability at telling a joke, sag+gemini together are clowns. brash, upfront, blunt humor, aries not only tell a great job they have the ability to laugh at themselves
capricorn is the humor that arises at the appropriate moment, the dour comments. and they can say it all while keeping a straight face
pisces is kind of surprising humor. they are quite witty and love all forms of puns and wordplays, pisces can make you laugh because all of a sudden they will come out with something that seems so against their nature and its shocking and funny

"Sag+Gemini are clowns"

ahem…. hufflepuffofthetardis, madmanwithabottle.

You forgot to mention the “brash, upfront, blunt humor” as well inkedamazon

If the show fits. madmanwithabottle

Since clowns were brought up all I can think of is that scene from Shibaricon…

proto-tos:

chronicdelight:

jbillz709:

The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing

madmanwithabottle we gotta start doing this

Uhh… YES!!!!

proto-tos:

chronicdelight:

jbillz709:

The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing

madmanwithabottle we gotta start doing this

Uhh… YES!!!!

221books:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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This is Gospel (Piano Version) (x)

Dat hair flip tho!

(Source: falbutboy)

a gemini getting attention

writersliver:

heart-zodiac:

That’s me without getting attention.

Tonights convos

yourdiglettdig:

madmanwithabottle : its like the 80’s with the antennae again

Mika: -laughs-

Me: -laughs-

madmanwithabottle: -looks at me- you know nothing! You’re like Jon Snow in this situation!

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